Friday, February 01, 2008

ARGH! hellish month to 2008. let me post some funny/interesting/lame quotes.

Seen on a tombstone: I entered this world without my consent, and i left in the same manner.

Evil!: I refused to attend the funeral, but i wrote a very nice letter explaining how i approved of it.

FUNNY! Told by an american.
We americans should cut down on the french fries. One day on a tour, my tour bus went past a stadium in china. I asked,"what's the seating capacity?"

"80000 chinese," he replied while looking around the bus. "but only 40000 americans"

Justin's! "You don't care about support i don't open the door for you!" (when yi'an had no key)

Song lyrics! Bits and pieces of songs.

I act like shit don't faze me,
Inside it drives me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive

Everything falls apart even the people who never frown, eventually break down

Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me now, just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

End. Bye!